Your mobile, laptop, and tablet are all essentials for armchair
warfare. You need to be in constant contact with your comrades, while
you may also be called upon to act as a peace envoy to sort out two
Scottish hero William Wallace showed the world the importance of a
battle uniform; his Scottish army, with their kilts and blue faces,
petrified the advancing English army. The same goes for basketball.
Paint up, get your jersey on and practice your war cry. However, don’t
follow Wallace’s example of doing away with underwear.
Now the time has come to join the rank and file of your fellow
supporters if you are lucky enough to be in attendance. Form a tight
unit and let your voices be heard over the Spring air. If not, recline
into your chair and patiently wait for the signal.
The action is underway and your team has just scored the first basket,
which will lead you to relax… don’t. This battle is far from over. The
same goes for vice-versa, if your side goes behind you mustn't lose
faith. How would Emit have ever have beaten the Kraggle if he had given
You need to make sure you followed step 2 to qualify for the coaching
role. Whether you are shouting at the television, imploring your player
to do as you say, or texting your friend telling them exactly what you
would do differently. You cannot watch the March Madness without undertaking a coaching
If you have the misfortune of watching your team lose then turn off all
communications as quick as possible. In this battle victors are not
If you are the winners, remember you have won the battle but not the
war. Show some restraint as if your team crashes out in the next round
then you’ll be on the receiving end of some considerable backlash.